The Dreaming’s Wife

Big Brother: But…I’m HOT!!!

Tonight on Big Brother, a giant sparkly pink bird hatches a fifty something year old hairdresser named Renny. Thanks giant sparkly pink bird!

suck it, chita rivera!

The bot welcomes us to eviction night wearing a shoulder baring sweater and a green rubberish looking skirt and jangly diamond bracelets. The studio audience looks as confused and uncomfortable as ever, but I am glad they’re there, because they’ve given the bot a sense of showmanship. Sure, she still fucks up every other line, but she does it with gusto and sassiness now because there are actual people in the seats to impress and not just the imaginary billions Moonves insists are watching.

As you know, Jerry refused to use the veto on Tuesday, leaving Jessie the Incredible Sulk on the block with Memphis, the no good womanizer. Jessie is very confident and arrogant, believing that everyone loves him and he will be staying. He makes a little horn sound and shouts SWEET BEANS! Memphis isn’t as confident. He tells us that his alliance is now done and “it’s time to start from square one.” Too bad you didn’t come up with that stroke of genius a little earlier, tiger. Probably too busy making the women swoon. Those over thirty’s are like putty, ain’t they?

While April is in the diary room patting herself for getting her way and getting Memphis out, Keesha tells Libra in the peace room that she really hopes April changes her mind about getting rid of Memphis because there’s no one in the house with enough balls to wear the tacky headpieces he does. Including Renny. Libra calmly agrees with Keesha, but in the diary room she’s like thunder, shouting and rolling her head and telling us that Jessie’s gotta go cuz all he does is eat levitra kaufen and sleep. Dang, Libra. Since when does eating and sleeping your life away constitute grounds for eviction? I’d be homeless.

Libra and Keesha decide that they have to talk April into getting rid of Jessie and what do ya know? It’s April! She comes in and acts like she’s looking for something when Libra jumps down her throat, telling her that they want Jessie gone because he’s gunning for them. April’s answer is “we all have people coming after us.” HA. Keesha starts sighing loudly and refusing to look at April. Then she tells us that she hates April. Ya don’t say! I didn’t see that one coming. Then she pouts with her arms crossed like she was just told that she’s never getting a pony no matter how many chores she does.

it’s just a zit. impassive down.

April tells them that no one gives Memphis credit for being a good player but he is. She doesn’t give any evidence, and we certainly haven’t seen any evidence of that, but believe what you will hon. “Just because he’s not as loud as Jessie, or as huge as Jessie, or as closeted as Jessie, and just cuz he doesn’t make horn sounds with his mouth or make Michelle think she might actually get some before she’s in her fifties…” She seems to forget where she’s going with that line of thinking and stops.

April stays in a whispering tone but Libra tells her to calm down anyway and starts getting defensive about April’s imagined defensiveness. She complains that April always says she wants the girls to communicate to her but then when they do she gets upset. Maybe it’s your way of communicating Acheter cialis, Libra.

Chinese taipei

how can this face be misconstrued as anything but loving?

Libra gets herself all worked up and tells April that it’s not right that she’s planning on helping someone who’s gunning for people in her alliance. April talks big in the diary room, but she’s a giant wuss, so instead of saying anything now with actual people she’s talking about around, she just stares at the floor, makes that severely aging “I’m thinking deeply” face she gets and stays quiet.

Later, Keesha sits outside with Memphis and tells him that everyone agreed to vote how April wanted them to this week, and Memphis shakes his head in disgust. Welcome! The rest of us have been shaking our heads at this do whatever the HOH tells you to strategy for weeks. He tells Keesha that the HGs might as well go in stand in line for an iPhone and cut their hair into fauxhawks and just baabaabaaaa together. Keesha agrees that the only time it’s good for people to act like mindless sheep is when …

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